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The Onion News Network posted this funny gem about their view of the future of Appl’es Mac line:  the Macbook Wheel.

Apple Introduces Revolutionary New Laptop With No Keyboard

As with most humor, it’s funny because it contains some real elements of truth.  Some of my favorite quotes include:

Everything is just a few hundred clicks away.”

I’ll buy almost anything if it’s shiny and made by Apple.”

…where people use computers for actual work and not just dicking around.”

This past weekend I found myself with nothing better to do in a mall with an Apple Store, so what else was I to do but check out the new line of iPods?

Sure enough, the iPod Touch and the 160GB iPod Classic were nowhere to be found. They have yet to hit the stores, but I was able to handle the new 80GB Classic and the Not-So-Nano. I feel that after seeing these units in person, a few additional comments are warranted.  Continue reading »

For two years – ever since the first rumors of the widescreen iPod – I’ve bided my time. I put off buying a Video iPod because somewhere in the not-so-distant future, a hard-drive based widescreen iPod beckoned me to hold off just a little bit longer. Once the iPhone arrived, I knew that my wait was about to come to an end. And with Wednesday’s announcement growing ever closer, surely my dream was about to be fulfilled. After all, it made perfect sense to come out with a multi-touch iPod to finally arrive with enough space to finally hold a collection of movies.

Alas, not much makes sense about the new line of iPods that Apple released this morning. Sure, every feature that I was hoping for was introduced, but in 3 different products! Apparently, the search for a unified theory of iPod was too much for the brilliant minds at Apple.  Continue reading »